World's Greatest SEO - Darren Slatten
Welcome to my website, mofo. My name is Darren Slatten. I am the World's Greatest SEO. I don't work for any big SEO companies; I work as an independent consultant. My knowledge of search engine optimization is extensive... but not expensive. I'll be honest... I really like that last sentence because it rhymes. If you are looking for affordable SEO services from an honest SEO with rhyming abilities... then look no further. I am that SEO, mofo.
Super Awesome Dynamic Background-Color Feature
Clicking ON will start a simple JavaScript program that changes the background color randomly every 100 milliseconds. Clicking OFF will stop the program. Clicking RESET will change the background color to the default gray.
You can also click the RED, GREEN, and BLUE links below, to change the respective RGB values of the background color. Clicking RESET will change that color's value to zero.
| CHANGE | CHANGE | CHANGE |
| RESET | RESET | RESET |
This is the result of me playing around with Photoshop, CSS, and JavaScript. The background image (which says "SEOMOFO" if you look closely at it) is a "tiled" .gif file that only uses two colors--gray and transparent--which allows it to maintain a very compact size of 152 bytes. The spaces around the letters are transparent, which is why the background color shows through the background image. Believe it or not... I created the background image in Photoshop, using the "pencil" to draw each letter, one pixel at a time. You might notice that there is a horizontal line underneath each letter F. I added this because it fills in the biggest gap between gray pixels, thus evening out the perceived texture and making it less noticeable. The top logo and the borders of the content area also use transparency. If you want to see something interesting... try this: un-maximize your browser window (so that you can change the viewable portion of your browser), click-and-hold one of the corners, and move the mouse back and forth. As the window width changes, you should be able to see the background image moving behind the transparent logo letters. Also... on the off-chance that anyone wants to use (or play around with) the JavaScript... feel free. It's all hard-coded into this page, so you can easily copy and paste it. I will warn you though... I'm not a programmer, so the code isn't as eloquent as it could be.
Low Priority Page
Be sure to check out my low priority page. Or not. I guess it's not really important.